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“I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem.…” quote by Norm MacDonald — Download Open image

“I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.”

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