Comedy Quote by Nicholas Eames

“I need a minute to think,” she said. I automatically started the timer on my watch. Suddenly Rosie started laughing. I looked at her,…

— Graeme Simsion

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said,…

— David Letterman

He had no idea of how long his life would one day seem to have gone on; how daily present the absence of love…

— Michael Chabon

You're dying right now. Right this minute.' He looked at his watch, said, 'Right this second,' then tapped it with his finger. 'See there?…

— Billie Letts

“When the battery in my watch died, I still wore it. There was something about the watch that said: It doesn’t matter what time…

— Chris Huntington

“That'll take some finagling,' she told Mulder. 'I'll keep watch, then,' he said. 'You go downtown and see what you can finagle.”

— Ellen Steiber

Please remove your watch,' he said. 'In my domain time isn't a factor.

— Hanif Kureishi

When I was at Valencia my wife said that we would win the league. She was right and to mark the occasion she asked…

— Rafael Benitez

“Watch me go. Watch me. Because you said i couldn't. Because you thought I wouldn't. Go on, cry now. Cry.”

— Kellie Elmore

Spent hundred thousand on the watch, who said you cant buy the time?

— Simon Quperlier

“What have you done to my dairy?” he said. “What happened to the Black Hole of Calcutta I was saving for the setting of…

— Loretta Chase

“I don't know who I am anymore." I expected the world to crack open and the sky to fall once I said it. Nothing…

— Lili St. Crow