Funny facebook status Quote by My Thought Download Open image “I think in my life after god facebook who knows everything about me.” — My Thought ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status God Life
Creators of facebook knows your every move and post on its platform. In the same way,the Creator of life knows your every move in… — Anas Copy Share Image
Facebook became ubiquitous when I was 16, so I vaguely formed a sense of myself a little bit. I had kind of learned to… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Facebook now is mostly about people you know. In the future it could be about people you know less but are more important. — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. — Alexandra Herrera Copy Share Image
I curate my life in a way. It's always playing on my mind, kind of a love-hate relationship. I'm not one of those people… — Lorde Copy Share Image
I once had a life¦ THen some idiot came and told me to make a FACEBOOK account !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to have met someone in real life before being their Facebook friend. — Nicholas A. Christakis Copy Share Image
Even when Facebook came out, and I was in college, I found myself never putting anything on it. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
When we face our fears we realize that they not as bad as we thought they were. — My Thought Copy Share Image
India is the only country in the world where a person can piss but can't kiss in public! — My Thought Copy Share Image
If you have a choice between me and his, choose his because if you really loved me there wouldn't be a choice. — My Thought Copy Share Image
Maggi should be declared as the National Food of the Republic of Bachelorhood. — My Thought Copy Share Image
The world is my country, all the mankind are my brothren and to do good is my religon... — My Thought Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
