Circus Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Circus Funny Humor Kind Needs Stores Tents
“Shan't I take that anshient circus tent?" said he, pintin' to my umbreller, "and lock it up in the safe?” — Various Copy Share Image
“What, no balloons?' Billi asked drily. 'You want balloons, join the circus.” — Sarwat Chadda Copy Share Image
“All the world's a circus. Sometimes you choose your act and sometimes it's assigned to you.” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“It seemed funny that in the wild we had millions of acres to pitch a tent, but when we reached town there was no… — Keith Foskett Copy Share Image
“Like a carnival barker, she lads us on ith tantalising hints about what is inside the tent'.” — Janel Malcolm Copy Share Image
“No sharing a tent because you say you have to protect me or stuff like that, okay?” — Annie Seaton Copy Share Image
“Tents are boasters, telling exaggerated tales of the weather they save you from.” — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
Which tent is your favourite?" he asks. "The Ice Garden," Celia answers, without even pausing to consider. "Why is that?" Marco asks. "Because of… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
“There is a very loud amusement park right in front of my present lodgings.” — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
Blind with love, my daughter has cried nightly for horses, those long-necked marchers and churners that she has mastered, any and all, reigning them… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
In Roslyn, Pennsylvania, we started our real-life family circus. They provided the inspiration for my cartoons. I provided the perspiration. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the world ...… — Edward Eggleston Copy Share Image
They are enthusiasts, devotees. Addicts. Something about the circus stirs their souls, and they ache for it when it is absent. They seek each… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
When I was 18 I worked with the Ringling Brothers circus, taking care of menagerie animals. I used to rather deliberately risk my life… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
So what if I'm ninety-three? So what if I'm ancient and cranky and my body's a wreck? If they're willing to accept me and… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
Writing is for men who can think and feel, not mindless sensation seekers out of nightclubs and bars. But these are bad times. We… — Naguib Mahfouz Copy Share Image
“If i'm gonna be described as a clown for my actions, I might aswell be a whole circus” — Bee Copy Share Image
I've had 79 to 80 years of show business. I started when I was 5 with a man called Tom Mix. I didn't have… — George Sidney Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
