Money Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?

— Mitch Hedberg

I got like a little lucky two dollar bill, so I keep it with me all the time.

— Jalen Ramsey

Wall Street had been doing business with pieces of paper; and now someone asked for a dollar, and it was discovered that the dollar…

— Upton Sinclair

Let me tell you what it's all about, it's called money dependence today, and people just keep on going on looking at the dollar…

— Eiffel 65

Dollar bills have absolutely no value except in our collective imagination, but everybody believes in the dollar bill.

— Yuval Noah Harari

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

— Neil Simon

Money has not changed me. When I look at money, each dollar represents an option of something I could not do yesterday.

— Farrah Gray

You could take that to the bank and deposit that. Put your two cents in, and get a dollar back.

— Lil Wayne

“On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.
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— Jarod Kintz

If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.

— J. Paul Getty

It is unlikely that others would even demand their money back overnight, for doing so would lead to the value of the dollar plummeting;…

— Joseph Stiglitz

I'm not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket.

— Cris Collinsworth