Christmas Quote by Milton Berle

I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that.

— John Legend

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards…

— Robert Orben

I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife

— Ray Rice

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

— Milton Berle

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

— Milton Berle

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you,…

— Jensen Ackles

A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think…

— Anthony Jeselnik

You can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift...You get to choose

— Wayne Dyer

Sometimes saying SORRY is the most Difficult thing On earth But its the Cheapest thing to save the Most Expensive gift called Relationship

— Anonymous

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

— Craig Ferguson

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.

— Terry Alderton

In my mind, I gave the woman gifts. I gave her a candle stub. I gave her a box of wooden kitchen matches. I…

— Lewis Nordan