Humour Quote by Maureen Johnson

“Knowledge is the heaviest weight of all.”

— Maureen Johnson

There is no normal. I've never met a normal person. The concept is flawed. It implies that there is only one way people are…

— Maureen Johnson

I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.

— Maureen Johnson

This kind of thing always amazed Ginny--people who just walked away from institutions. People who left school when they didn't see the point. Aunt…

— Maureen Johnson

Did you hear?" he asked. "They found another body around nine this morning. It's the Ripper, definitely." "Good morning," I replied. "Morning. Listen to…

— Maureen Johnson

She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b)…

— Maureen Johnson

When I worked in theater, I was always writing things on Post-it Notes and sticking them on screens or desks. Twitter has given me…

— Maureen Johnson

She had always thought applying to college would be exciting. Living away from home, meeting so many new people, Learning new things, making a…

— Maureen Johnson

“Vitamin D,” Stevie said. “You need it.” “You don’t know that,” he said. “I want to eat my meat in my room with the…

— Maureen Johnson

No one hid their interest when I walked into the room. I'm not sure if it was the news about Boo or my general…

— Maureen Johnson

You'd been petting a stuffed dog?' she said 'A dead one?' 'It was a really well stuffed dog' I clarified. 'I have seen some…

— Maureen Johnson