Atheism Quote by Mark Twain

It has taken a weary long time to persuade American Presbyterians to give up infant damnation and try to bear it the best they…

— Mark Twain

I know. That sounds like a lie. But Presbyterians know that every so often a lie isn't all that bad, and I figured that…

— Gary D. Schmidt

No one would think of bringing a dog into church. For though a dog is all very well on a gravel path, and shows…

— Virginia Woolf

I fear theology is--in the words attributed to William Temple--"still in its infancy" when it comes to animals.

— Andrew Linzey

“There are newborn babies dropped off at church doorsteps with more operating instructions than what they’re giving us.”

— Gene Kim

A well-trained dog is like religion, it sets the deserving at their ease and is a terror to evildoers.

— Elizabeth Goudge

What else is it that should trace the insuperable line? Is it the faculty of reason or perhaps the faculty of discourse? But a…

— Jeremy Bentham

The dog has made man their God, if the dog was an atheist, it would be perfect.

— Paul Valery

Over against the devil and his missionaries, the authors of false doctrines and sects, we ought to be like the Apostle, impatient, and rigorously…

— Martin Luther

“The church, which squatted among the headstones like a wet mother dodo, had been at various times Presbyterian, Congregationalist, Unitarian, and Universally Apocalyptic. It…

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

All the feeling which my father could not put into words was in his hand-any dog, child or horse would recognize the kindness of…

— Freya Stark

People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how…

— Linda Blair