Quote by Mark Twain

“The hen is the wisest of all the animal creation, because she never cackles until the egg is laid.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“You cackle a lot, but don't lay any eggs.”

— Peter St. John

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

— Ambrose Bierce

“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes when it's…

— Terry Pratchett

“I hear lots of things. Those silly hens never shut up. All day long it's 'grubs, eggs, grubs, eggs.' I could die of boredom.”

— Erica Verrillo

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“it is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg.”

— annie dillard

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“There are chickens, there are eggs, there are deaf girls singing karaoke. Nothing makes sense anymore.”

— Paul Neilan

“Like a swan, she made no sound.”

— Sabrina Jeffries

Mr. Jesmond made a peculiar noise rather like a hen who has decided to lay an egg and then thought better of it.

— Agatha Christie

“But my very latest discovery made me feel better. I had found that every rooster has his own Spain and he has it under…

— Nikolai Gogol