Asks Quote by Mallory Ortberg

I am fairly convinced that people plan destination weddings because they would actually like to elope but want to have given you the option…

— Emily V. Gordon

I personally think that people should spend more time and money on their marriages instead of weddings.

— Barun Sobti

Weddings to me are largely an ego-centric waste of time and money.

— Brian Quinn

A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and that's something that people don't really talk about, but if you're…

— Kristen Wiig

I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

— Sinead O'Connor

Some weddings take longer to plan than others.

— Tina Brown

Weddings are super expensive. It is difficult to make money, but it flows out in weddings. Everybody wants it so elaborate without realizing it.…

— Angad Bedi

People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies

— Riki Lindhome

A wedding invitation is sent by people who have been saying, "Do we have to ask them?" to people whose first response is, "How…

— Judith Martin

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

— Zig Ziglar

People go on marrying because they can't resist natural forces, although many of them may know perfectly well that they are possibly buying a…

— Thomas Hardy