Humour Quote by Lola Salt

“Don't you want to find your purpose?' Lara glared at her. 'Right now my purpose is to get the hell out of here and…

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“Somehow, perhaps because of the way he spoke in a manner reminiscent of Jack Bauer from 24, Lara calmed down. She repeated his words…

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“Pirates?' Lara gasped. 'But we're not at sea. How can they be pirates?' Weren't pirates supposed to wear eye-patches, feather earrings and lots of…

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“Now, listen Tyler,' Lara said, feeling a little impatient. She rather liked a cuddle after sex, and a bit of kissing. But a guilt…

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“Those bastards at the casting agency said I couldn't play Edward Cullen. Well, I'm going to show them. I'm making my own movie. And…

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“Don't be frightened,' he murmured into her ear. 'I will protect you.' Lara sighed deeply. A Prince - promising to protect her. Yes please.”

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“CP,' she hissed, more urgently now. 'We're only pretending for goodness sake. Just pretend I'm Jakey G and you're Heath Ledger. Go for it!”

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“This isn't just any shirt,' he told her. 'This shirt was worn by he-who-must-not-be-named in the first of the Twilight films.' Lara's mouth fell…

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“Would you like some sacred chocolate?' a girl asked, appearing suddenly at Lara's side. 'They've very special chocolates,' she said, pushing a plate of…

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“He took her around the place, pointing out the hybrids and divulging a few of their clients. Lara could barely believe so many celebrities…

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“He was trying to buy his way into her knickers. She was enormously insulted... ...but it was rather sparkly...It was rather like having a…

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“Due to budget constraints I've rewritten the script, condensing all four of the Twilight Opuses into one epic screenplay. We'll shoot it over two…

— Lola Salt