“Now, listen Tyler,' Lara said, feeling a little impatient. She rather liked a cuddle after sex, and a bit of kissing. But a guilt trip was absolutely unacceptable, even if they were lying naked on someone else's kitchen table.” — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“She didn't know what a goji berry was, but it sounded like something Amazonian tribesmen might eat when they wanted to talk to their ancestors and embark on an inner voyage into some sort of unicorn-infested netherworld. Whatever worked.” — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Don't you want to find your purpose?' Lara glared at her. 'Right now my purpose is to get the hell out of here and… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Somehow, perhaps because of the way he spoke in a manner reminiscent of Jack Bauer from 24, Lara calmed down. She repeated his words… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Pirates?' Lara gasped. 'But we're not at sea. How can they be pirates?' Weren't pirates supposed to wear eye-patches, feather earrings and lots of… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Now, listen Tyler,' Lara said, feeling a little impatient. She rather liked a cuddle after sex, and a bit of kissing. But a guilt… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Those bastards at the casting agency said I couldn't play Edward Cullen. Well, I'm going to show them. I'm making my own movie. And… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“She didn't know what a goji berry was, but it sounded like something Amazonian tribesmen might eat when they wanted to talk to their… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Don't be frightened,' he murmured into her ear. 'I will protect you.' Lara sighed deeply. A Prince - promising to protect her. Yes please.” — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“CP,' she hissed, more urgently now. 'We're only pretending for goodness sake. Just pretend I'm Jakey G and you're Heath Ledger. Go for it!” — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“This isn't just any shirt,' he told her. 'This shirt was worn by he-who-must-not-be-named in the first of the Twilight films.' Lara's mouth fell… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Would you like some sacred chocolate?' a girl asked, appearing suddenly at Lara's side. 'They've very special chocolates,' she said, pushing a plate of… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“He took her around the place, pointing out the hybrids and divulging a few of their clients. Lara could barely believe so many celebrities… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“He was trying to buy his way into her knickers. She was enormously insulted... ...but it was rather sparkly...It was rather like having a… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
