Fart Quote by Lena Headey Download Open image “I have a playlist of farts on my phone.” — Lena Headey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Inspirational Phones Playlists
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. — Tyler Posey Copy Share Image
Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I own a fart CD. It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds. A lovely variety, from the up-close and personal to the more… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
I can make the best fart noises. I can make, like, 10 different sounds at different levels. — Isabela Moner Copy Share Image
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story. — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
Never hold your farts in...because if you do, they travel up your spine and thus where shitty ideas come from… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
'Lost Boys' is one of my all-time faves. I just thought it would be great to be a vampire. I remember this movie called… — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
With fantasy and sci-fi, it's based in a real fandom. You're presenting to experts, and their source material is really important to them. — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
It's a feeling without a lid, of what you would do, physically, verbally, to protect the one thing that is your greatest love. — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
There seems to be great roles for women, and it's not necessarily - you don't have to be young women. Suddenly, we're realizing that,… — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
People who never get anxious always amaze me. The world could be breaking up, and they're saying, 'Everything's fine!' — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
I urge everyone - men, boys, women and girls - to join me in standing up for girls' rights with Plan U.K. — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
