Comedy Quote by Kevin Hart

I'm not one of those that can see the cat in the dairy and wonder what she's there for.

— George Eliot

Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?

— Billy Madison

There's something kind of horrific about milk. Think about it! Think about what we're doing. Milk is kind of gross.

— Jordan Peele

Dogs: YOU'RE HOME! OMG I LOVE YOU! Cats: Greetings human. As you have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it. I'll be on the…

— Asmaa

The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt get much…

— Anonymous

“Cats don’t care if you’re there or not as long as there’s food in their bowl.”

— M.E. Rhines

Everybody can digest milk when they're little.

— Carl Zimmer

“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni

You’re a cow Give me some milk Or else go home

— Bob Dylan

Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat Some Cereal'…

— Raul Vasquez

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who…

— Bill Watterson

A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.

— Evan Esar