Funny Quote by Kanye West Download Open image “Could have sworn her breastses was sending me messages.” — Kanye West ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Messages
“A very ladylike bosom,” she said, approvingly. “There’s nothing there,” I complained. The clerk grinned. “I have been fitting bras for twenty-five years and… — Marta Acosta Copy Share Image
Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Even though I knew she needed to get something off her chest, I was hoping it wasn’t her big, beautiful breasts.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can stare at their tits like they are literature.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She had breasts like deflated balloons, and nipples like the wrinkled and floppy part you put your mouth on to blow them up.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When he sat up, she gave a sigh and relaxed against the lounge, the exquisite torture over. His eyes crinkled. “You might not have… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
We women should remember that we are much more than just breasts. — Olivia Newton-John Copy Share Image
I feel that I'm very blessed. But with great blessings come great responsibility. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Get away from me misery, get away from me loneliness, get away from me fake bitches I can't take the phoniness. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
The creatives, they want to connect with people. These artists, the clothing designers, they want to connect with people the same way that music… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I've been connected to the most culturally important albums of the past four years, the most influential artists of the past ten years. You… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
My child-like creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
If you’re taught you can't do anything you won't do anything, I was taught I could do everything — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Kris [Jenner] and the family, they have the power of communication. This is the number one communications company. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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