Comb Quote by Justin Halpern

“any man over forty who deliberately combs his hair forward in a child’s fringe has something suspect about him,”

— William Boyd

“I love what you’ve done with your hair. No doubt the whole bullseye on top of your head is fun for birds when you’re…

— Meghan Quinn

“How long your hair has grown. You could strangle a man in it.”

— Catherynne M. Valente

“I flicked a comb through my wet hair, for all the good it would do, and said, "How do I look?" "Mostly human," she…

— Jim Butcher

“I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters to pull…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Odd how the wrong stories pop into one's head at my age.”

— David Mitchell

“Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat.”

— Poppet

“Everyone else—neighbors, friends, parents of friends—is looking at me like I’ve just bitten the head off their pet parakeet and stuck it on the…

— Rick Springfield

“I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.”

— Jim Rose

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t in fact a freshly caught squirrel I bathed and…

— Jarod Kintz

“And when we get there you can shave that fucking ferret's nest off your face.”

— Abigail Roux

“Eww. You need to shave. The next time I see that hairy ass I’m callin’ the zoo to come groom you.”

— Jennifer Foor