Comedy Quote by Julio Torres

If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm utterly unsuited for bureaucracy. I don't know my passwords to anything. I…

— Julio Torres

When people come into my home and they're like, 'Should I take my shoes off?' I say, 'You do whatever you want to do.'…

— Julio Torres

The first time that I ever tried standup, which is how I found a way into show business, I did what I believed standup…

— Julio Torres

You know, sometimes I see a movie that is two people in a house, and I walk away from it thinking, God, now that's…

— Julio Torres

I'm just so interested in people who are obsessed with one thing.

— Julio Torres

I don't like weddings. I don't like ceremonies, and I show up wearing whatever the hell I want, if I go at all.

— Julio Torres

I think we're all full of contradictions; I am someone who is attracted to difficulty but also someone who believes in solutions and finding…

— Julio Torres

I think gifts are a nice way of making people feel seen. A good gift is like a bridge between two people - it's…

— Julio Torres

Let's not kid ourselves, companies and corporations only do things if they believe it'll be in their best financial interest.

— Julio Torres

A lot of the work that I'm interested in taps into childhood, because it's just such a period where the imagination can be what…

— Julio Torres

I think multiple things can be true at the same time. Someone can be menacing and villainous and awful, but also we can feel…

— Julio Torres

I'm very stimulated by people like that, and I feel like I collect different parts of them. I've always found it very difficult to…

— Julio Torres