Quote by Joseph Heller

“What did you eat today? No lying.” “Something ingenious I discovered at QuikTrip: It’s a sausage wrapped in a pancake, then cooked to perfection…

— Rainbow Rowell

“Sorry about your sausage dog.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

“You always had an eye for the fellow with a decent helping of sausage and hard-boiled eggs.”

— Gregory Maguire

“Does it matter that the sausages are local? I’m just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them.”

— Louise Rennison

I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos…

— Tommy Cooper

“You left the door open.“ “Fritz is bringing me some smokes.” “You’re not lighting up around my dog” (…) V looked over at the…

— J.R. Ward

At the table of a gentleman living in the Chausee d'Antin was served up an Arles sausage of enormous size. "Will you accept a…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“We could, you know, go out for hot dogs. Don’t worry—they’re not actually dogs. It’s just a name. They’re these meat things that you…

— Richelle Mead

“Wait.” I dumped my backpack on his floor and kicked off my Docs. “Spaghetti and FroYo are supposed to be treats?” He stared at…

— L.J. Shen

“I wanted to try dainty Italian fare, and bought spicy Bologna sausage, pink papery hams, hard white bread, and chalky cheeses. I also bought…

— Martine Bailey

“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“In order to retain a certain respect for sausages and laws, one must not see them being made.”

— Otto von Bismarck