Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy. Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts - and the question… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I think that maybe in every company today there is always at least one person who is going crazy slowly. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
From now on I'm thinking only of me." Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?" "Every one of them," Yossarian told… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I think that maybe inside any business, there is someone slowly going crazy — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I don't think the 'what' distinguishes a good novel from a bad one but rather the 'how.' — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Men," he began his address to the officers, measuring his pauses carefully. "You're American officers. The officers of no other army in… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I don't think it's good to achieve too much at too early an age. What else can the future give you if… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. "That's some catch, that… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I’m cold,' Snowden said softly, 'I’m cold.' 'You’re going to be all right, kid,' Yossarian reassured him with a grin. 'You’re going to be… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Captain Flume was obsessed with the idea that Chief White Halfoat would tiptoe up to his cot one night when he was sound asleep… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“That was where he wanted to be if he had to be there at all, instead of hung out there in front like some… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his fist and… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate." "Consciously, sir, consciously,"… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
