Humour Quote by Joseph Heller

“Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn't know shot at him with cannons every time he flew…

— joseph heller

“Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn’t know shot at him with cannons every time he flew…

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian nodded and listened to Milo tell him that the decent thing to do if he did not like the way Colonel Cathcart and…

— Joseph Heller

“Doc Daneeka was Yossarian's friend and would do just about nothing in his power to help him.”

— Joseph Heller

Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?" "Every one of them," Yossarian told him. "Every…

— Joseph Heller

“The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on”

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian thought he knew why Nately's whore held him responsible for Nately's death and wanted to kill him. Why the hell shouldn't he? It…

— Joseph Heller

“Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. "I hate them consciously.”

— Joseph Heller

“There was no established procedure for evasive action. All you needed was fear, and Yossarian had plenty of that, more fear than Orr or…

— Joseph Heller

“He knew better, even then (he was possessed of powerful hunches and intuitions himself ), but sometimes you had to know. Sometimes you had…

— Stephen King

“He was wrong, somehow, and he wanted to be all right, but it was almost as if there was some secret nobody would tell…

— Cynthia Voigt

“There were times, he saw, when not knowing was the biggest truth, and you had to stay with that.”

— Rachel Joyce