Assholes Quote by Jonathan Tropper

“I was an abusive, selfish, needy, angry asshole. Now I'm just kind of selfish, a little less angry, occasionally needy, with flights of asshole.…

— Marc Maron

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

“And to think that when we grow up we may be as stupid as they are!”

— Louis Pergaud

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“Do you have some kind of syndrome that makes you act this way, or are you just a rude, socially inept asshole?”

— Annabel Joseph

“It wasn’t like he was purposely being an asshole. It just came naturally to him.”

— R.L. Mathewson

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy

“You are a complete asshole, you know that?” “I’ve been called worse,” he said, helping me off the stool.”

— Jamie McGuire

“I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.”

— James Alan Gardner

“Insults may hurt at first, but a callus will form to protect you in the future. Life is gonna be all right.”

— Michael Dean Russell Jr

“They're proud of their own excellent upbringing... and by this they mean that they have all learned to speak, behave and think in exactly…

— Pentti Holappa

“When you're a kid. When you're a kid all you do is idolize people. You look up to them, and you wanna look up…

— Chris Kasparoza