Cat Quote by John Dobbin

If I had a cat I'd buy another one so I could kick one and then the other.

— Greg Abbott

If you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow!..

— Anonymous

That wouldn't fit my right testicle

— Simone Elkeles

Here's my thought about fake breasts: If I can touch them, they're real.

— Carson Daly

You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.

— Eric Cartman

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

— Jim Davis

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

— Johnny Carson

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

— Peter Griffin

Here's 10 dollars. Go buy yourself the balls to talk your shit to my face .

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If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get…

— Orson Scott Card

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do…

— Berkeley Breathed

“If my love for cats were hydrogen, there’d be enough of it to give you skin cancer if you didn’t wear suntan lotion. The…

— Jarod Kintz