Quote by Eric Cartman

I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts.

— Jason Mraz

I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail.

— Rona Barrett

Run and hit that pussy like a crash dummy, Bend it over, touch ya toes, Shake that ass for me.

— Travis Porter

Go nuts, go nuts like there's bugs on your butts!

— Ramandeep Singh

I can hit the whiskers on a cat with a football from a distance of forty yards.

— Steve Young

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

— Hank Moody

I wear fur and if somebody throws shit on me I'm gonna whup your ass! I wish somebody would throw shit on me.

— Kimora Lee Simmons

Keep all your balls in the air.

— Vivian Nixon

You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.

— John Dobbin

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

— Hank Moody

Fuck you all!!! Eat my balls!... Forgot to clean 'em tho' ;)

— Trey Songz

Lick that kitty cat until she purrs meow, beat it up so bad she wanna curse me out.

— Trey Songz