Cat Quote by Berkeley Breathed

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

— Jim Davis

If I had a cat I'd buy another one so I could kick one and then the other.

— Greg Abbott

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

— Johnny Carson

I could have made money this way, and perhaps amused myself writing code. But I knew that at the end of my career, I…

— Richard Stallman

I probably wouldn't have done as many as I did in one year, which I did when I was trying to raise money.

— John Sayles

There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money.

— Kat Dennings

If I hadn't given my money away, I'd have had more than anyone else on the planet.

— Bill Gates

I'd love to just do movies and play with my cat.

— Bob Sapp

“Greeeeeeeeeooooowwwwrrrrrrrrlllll. That one sounded more like a distraught cat—Garfield lamenting a missing lasagna perhaps. Lasagna! Now I was really hungry.”

— Emme Rollins

If I was dead broke and had to feed my three children. I'd do anything.

— Yolanda Foster

“If cats could count, they’d start getting nervous around the time they put paid to their fifth life.”

— John Connolly

And I'd spent 20 years in bars and nightclubs, dealing with promoters and getting ripped off and just everything that comes with all that…

— Jeff Gutt