Funny marriage Quote by Jim Carrey

Fans always ask me if I'll marry them so I'm going to have a lot of wives.

— One Direction

Each coming together of man and wife, even if they have been mated for many years, should be a fresh adventure; each winning should…

— Marie Stopes

When you take those vows and say, 'We'll be together as long as we both shall live,' I really don't think I would've married…

— Terri Irwin

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

— Helen Rowland

The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together.

— Nikhil Saluja

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

— Cathy Ladman

You can make your marriage a little bit of heaven on earth by following God's plan of teamwork.

— Jim George

Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives

— Niall Horan

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and…

— Chelsea Handler

“Out of two different and distinct traditions, Jennifer and Zachary have come together to learn the best of what each has to offer, appreciating…

— Mark M. Bello

We're planning on being married for a long, long time.

— Nick Lachey

I think there's a part of us that would like to use the fact that we're married, but you don't want the idea that…

— John Krasinski