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Parenting Quotes by Jim Carrey

10 Parenting quotes by Jim Carrey

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Jim Carrey’s take on parenting mixes his trademark humor with genuine moments of truth. In ten succinct snippets, he captures the chaos and comedy of family life, offering a light‑hearted yet sincere look at the everyday ups and downs of raising kids.

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My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.

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I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd…

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I'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.

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My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

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I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don't…

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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was…

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I started out performing as a little boy, I was trying to make my mother feel better and laugh because she was…

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My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just…

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“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that…

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“My father could have been a great comedian but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so he made…

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I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

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Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

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Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much!

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Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.

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I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give…

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Hope walks through the fire and faith leaps over it.

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Usually you regret the things you say no to.

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I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being…

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Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast.…

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Come back here so that I may brain thee!

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