Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian,… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I think if we all acted the way we felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Kids need to know they're the most important thing in the world to you, and if that means quitting your job to… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
What I do as an art form is try to make people feel good and if I do try to make them… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
It's exhausting I think to just say really yes to everything for real, even if you do it for a day. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I love stories about teachers. For some reason I can't get enough of those kind of stories. If I turn a movie… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
The wonderful thing about digital process is that I can be cast in films that I would never be cast in. If… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Imagine if you could actually be that happy? That would be powerful, man. People would be tunneling under the street to avoid… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I never thought I was finished when people said I was finished, or any of that stuff. I always had this undying… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Everybody expects the fairy tale - you're going to be together forever with somebody. I don't really subscribe to that. I'd love… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I come from the philosophy of: "Whatever happens to me is the greatest thing that could happen, no matter what." Sometimes in… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I feel like I've lived the dream for sure, I'm the luckiest guy in the world and I never forget that. I… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I discovered a new thing in the Lord's Prayer that kind of hit me. "on earth as it is heaven" to me… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
The exit from agony is always there. The tunnel out of the agony sector is always in front of you and yet… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Be grateful. Find something to be grateful for. Don't do too many things that make you feel like you deserve to lose… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
My teacher in the seventh grade told me that if I didn't fool around during class, I could have 15 minutes at… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
i'm a perfectionist, so i'm never satisfied with myself. i've always been psychotic about that kind of stuff--in a good way. i'm… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much! — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
