Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Kids need to know they're the most important thing in the world to you, and if that means quitting your job to… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't know what happened to architecture [in Las-Vegas] I think they're getting us ready for space colonies or something, nobody puts… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
It's always fun to do something that you know ultimately is not about the money, and it's certainly not for the fame… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I enjoy my life. The fame part of it freaked me out for a little while, and there are definitely times when… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I think we're past the time in history where you have to come out and say, "I'm happy all the time! I'm… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
but can everyone simply choose the path he loves? someone has to take the ordinary jobs. all i know is, that worked… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
There are peaks, there are valleys. But they're all kind of carved and smoothed out, and it feels like a low level… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much! — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image