Quote by Jesse Ventura

You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

— Jesse Ventura

“The husband, on his deathbed, called over his wife and said, "One month after I die, I want you to marry Larry." "Larry? But…

— Various

There's been fifty-million people that died since Sharon Tate died and I got everybody in Santa Claus land chasing me, trying to make me…

— Charles Manson

“The next morning I told Mom I couldn't go to school again. She asked what was wrong. I told her, “The same thing that’s…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“One night when I got in from work a bit late, 'cause it was really nice weather and everyone wants to take the punts…

— J.L. Merrow

“I’m going to put that fucker in the dirt as deeply as any man who’s ever been murdered, ever since the world began.”

— Scott Lynch

“I, Larry Vail, do hereby confess To murdering Merry in her little dress. To strangling and raping and making a mess. To all of…

— Rosalyn Drexler

“Arson, kidnapping, I think I'm up to murder. Maybe all this will get me just a glimmer of attention, not the good, glorious kind,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I can see the headline now: 'murderer attempts to murder murderer.”

— Lemony Snicket

“The man sitting across from me at the cafe was thinking about murdering his wife. He imagined stabbing her and pretending like it was…

— Lori Brighton

“A month or two before, I would have been appalled at the idea of any murder at all. But that Sunday afternoon, as I…

— Donna Tartt

“I’m sure the ‘I wouldn’t fuck a murder conspirator’ argument wins over many an internal affairs review board. Bring him in. It’ll be in…

— Benjamin R. Smith