Humor Quote by Jennifer Cruise -Wild Ride

It seems like every problem you can have with an eye, I had.

— Michael Bisping

Just when you think you have seen it all, your optometrist tells you its time for a new pair of glasses.

— Lori Noebe

“And next time you choose to question my virtue, you might consider averting your eyes. I am sure the good Lord would not wish…

— Jennifer McQuiston

“(about terrible vision) Eyes don't suck, they cry. If you really must know, your mouth sucks, especially once you get a straw. Feel the…

— Kenzie Western

“I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards…

— Jarod Kintz

“I think it's the eyes. No one expects brilliance out of a man with eyelashes like that.”

— Patricia Briggs

“Don't sit there watching TV without your glasses! Do you want to ruin your eyes?!" "My opthalmologist says that not wearing glasses cannot hurt…

— Charles M. Schulz

I think I need to go to the eye doctor, everywhere I turn I see people with two-faces.

— Chelsea E

“You're suffering from some serious myopia my friend.”

— Ben Mitchell

“Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m about to lose my eyesight and she can’t handle it.”

— John Green

“Trust me, dear, with the amount that you read, I guarantee that your eyes will never go bad.”

— Lindsey Renee Backen