Funny facebook status Quote by Jenni Monroe Download Open image “How do I tell a guy I want to push him up against a wall and make out?” — Jenni Monroe ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Actions speak louder than words..so push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it! — Author Name Copy Share Image
“He pressed me against the wall and started to kiss me, his hips pushing into mine, his arms about to lift me off the… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
“I want to tell you you look beautiful, but I know you don't like that." He dips his chin toward his chest and presses… — Cheryl McIntyre Copy Share Image
“I shoved him. "Kishan. Kishan! Wake up!" He woke only halfway and pulled me closer. "Shh, go back to sleep. It's not morning yet."… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
You let a guy take care of business. You leave him in a space. You don't want to run up to him and say,… — Paul Millsap Copy Share Image
He's won't push me back on the night and he certainly wasn't going to push me back up there. — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
Tell him I mind having to look pretty, that's what I mind, because it is so much more of an effort. — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
You want to make him interested in you? Then pretend to be embarrassed in his presence- — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“Holding him close, I rest my chin on top of his shoulder, my mouth close to his ear. "It's okay." I whisper as I… — Monica Murphy Copy Share Image
Just so we're clear if I say shut up and you say make me I am instantly thinking about making out with you. Also… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
“Yes. But prepare yourself, there’s going to be a lot of cuddling tonight.” “Ew.” I scrunched up my nose at him. “I know, I… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
Laugh as much as you breathe, so you can understand that laughs can go away, so you won't want your breath to go away,… — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
I always told myself I would never give anyone my heart unless they begged for it. — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
I always waited for my best friend to Notice that her only imperfection Was thinking about her imperfections. — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
If I ever got abused as a infant I'd do some Chucky shit, grab a knife, and kill somebody. — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me. — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
