Deals Quote by Jay Mohr

I've only been an asshole to assholes!

— Harlan Ellison

Never, ever, in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. But you know…

— John Mayer

A lot of times, that asshole behavior is a cover for deep insecurities, and sometimes the deeper the insecurities, the bigger the asshole.

— Tommy Dewey

I often get, 'Oh, you always play the asshole.' An asshole is somebody who knows that they're doing it, but continues to behave a…

— Will Arnett

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.

— Stephen King

You know, when someone hurts my feelings, somehow it does not comfort me to know that it was deliberate... On the other hand, knowing…

— John Barnes

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole

— John Lydon

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

Since Narcissistic was too bigger word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

— Anonymous

If you can play an asshole you never get to do it in life, so what rich joy there is to go and do…

— David Koechner

Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

— Janeane Garofalo