Stupid things Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But that’d be pretty absurd, since I keep the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Who didn’t bother emptying the dishwasher but just stuck a bowl on the top for the tidying-up fairy to deal with.”

— Kerry Fisher

“You can never be clean enough, pretty enough, or smart enough.”

— Dhonielle Clayton

“Its not that he didn’t appreciate his dishwasher. There was something about washing dishes by hand that was therapeutic, as if he could wash…

— James L. Rubart

“Everything in the world is easier to clean up after than your own actual damn life.”

— Catherine Ryan Hyde

“I was lounging in the kitchen, enjoying the small fermata between emptying the dishwasher and reloading it. It's a glamorous life.”

— Abbi Waxman

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Running the dishwasher is all well and good, but if your sink is accumulating a mountain of dirty dishes because your clean ones are…

— Rachel Hoffman

“all got something to clean up in our lives.”

— Michelle Stimpson

“I dream of owning a dishwasher, but I can only dream because it’s not allowed in my apartment building.”

— Guideposts

“You may have to dish out more love than me, but I have more love to dish out. Also, it’s your turn to wash…

— Jarod Kintz

“The only place I didn’t sweep was under her dress. But that’s what the dishwasher is for.”

— Jarod Kintz