Quote by Kerry Fisher

“I was lounging in the kitchen, enjoying the small fermata between emptying the dishwasher and reloading it. It's a glamorous life.”

— Abbi Waxman

“The only place I didn’t sweep was under her dress. But that’s what the dishwasher is for.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you were to stack up all the stupid things I’ve done, you couldn’t clean them with a thousand dishwashers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was obvious that the woman was trying to turn over a new leaf, so we bought all her bowls. I got a gigantic…

— Debby Bull

“That's why I bake. To fill fairies with goodness." And it was true, she realized. She didn't run the kitchen just to boss other…

— Gail Herman

“Its not that he didn’t appreciate his dishwasher. There was something about washing dishes by hand that was therapeutic, as if he could wash…

— James L. Rubart

“Hephzibah normally left the dishes until the next day. Piled up in the sink so that it was near impossible to fill a kettle.…

— Howard Jacobson

“Can we talk now?” she asked. “Nay, we need to . . . load the dishwasher.” He padded into the kitchen and took his…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“You can’t beat the Fair Folk as housekeepers. You also can’t tell people about them, because they’ll pack up and clear out. Why? I…

— Jim Butcher

“I grabbed some sani-wipes from Tracy and cleaned off my hands as best I could, and then drizzled whiskey over them. If it didn’t…

— Mark Tufo

“My mouth was dry. Whispers carried on the wind as the maids around me bunched together in small groups, hysterical, morbid. I thought: who…

— A.E. Croft

“...as soon as I saw the three-bin stainless steel pot sink, exactly like ours, I felt instantly at home and fell into peeling potatoes…

— Gabrielle Hamilton