Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I just filled this sweet little pussy up with my baby gravy,”

— Alexa Riley

“I changed my mind. Maybe I do want a black hole for a vagina. How bad could it be? I wouldn't need to carry…

— Tara Sivec

That was all gravy but I knew I wanted more.

— Mac Miller

“It was a wedding gift from Ron’s ex. She sent us a gravy boat shaped like a turkey, where the neck is the handle…

— Laurie Gelman

“Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in…

— Erica Dakin

“Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.”

— Christoph Fischer

“You spent so much time being a hostess you forgot to be a woman. And now the time is right for making love, but…

— Jon Stewart

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“I can say anything I want! I’m pushing something out of my vagina that’s too big for what God intended!”

— Claudia Connor

“I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You know how you have a good meal and you got gravy left on the plate. The gravy was so good that you don’t…

— Erin Jamison