Humour Quote by James Patterson

“You have terminated me,” one of them said in a strange, flat voice. “But I am one of many.” “Robots!” Iggy breathed, taking Total…

— James Patterson

“it appeared that a streamer machine had vomited everywhere”

— Anonymous

“Because of the various sensory protuberances with which the robot was festooned, it couldn’t maneuver inside the towel, and it just twitched back and…

— Douglas Adams

“he constructed a robot using only tissue boxes, an old computer, and four batteries, but that didn’t go so well. All the robot did…

— Peter Patrick

“There was a sharp knock on the front door and being that it was a flimsy piece of shit the thing creaked and opened…

— James Cox

“Okay, Jack—let 'er rip!" They were able to watch the operation on a screen, from sensors left on site. The fuel-cell-powered ripper hummed, and…

— Eric Flint

“Mr. Kaminski pulled a chain hanging from the pressed-metal kitchen ceiling, and light seeped from a bulb, casting a wan glow over a scarred…

— Christina Baker Kline

“Once, when cornered by a pinwheel-eyed man who insisted that the mayor of Los Angeles was not human but a robot controlled by the…

— Dean Koontz

When you cut it up, put the pieces in your mouth and swallowed them, the British hamburger shaped itself to the bottom on your…

— Clive James

“I agreed. By this time the drink was beginning to cut the acid and my hallucinations were down to a tolerable level. The room…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator.”

— Dennis Vickers

“Do you remember that scene in Airplane! where the guy with the flags is waving a jet into its gate, then someone asks him…

— Rebecca Flowers