Cake Quote by Jackie Mason

By blood and faith, Jews are God's chosen, and have no need for 'dialogue' with any gentile.

— Bruce Edwards Ivins

The Jews are always up for a laugh.

— Bryan Fogel

Jew and Gentile are two worlds, between you Gentiles and us Jews there lies an unbridgeable gulf...There are two life forces in the world…

— Maurice Samuel

If you ever forget you're a Jew, a Gentile will remind you.

— Bernard Malamud

“Comedy is protest. It's "I beg to differ," if you're fancy, or if you're Jewish, "Hey, listen to this!”

— Mel Brooks

The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

— Zach Braff

American Jews, like Americans, have a very consumerist attitude toward their identity: they pick and choose the bits of this and that they like.

— Leon Wieseltier

Years of observation and thought have given increasing strength to the belief that we Jews stand apart from you gentiles, that a primal duality…

— Maurice Samuel

There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing…

— Alan King

Jewish comedy doesn't come out of nothing. Jewish music doesn't come out of nothing... I don't want to be part of a story where…

— Simon Schama

2 Jews walk in to a bar……………… not in my country

— Hunter Herndon

A Jew describes another Jew simply as a human being; a Gentile describes him, first and foremost, as a Jew.

— Gwethalyn Graham