Born Quote by Elayne Boosler

Catholics have guilt and Jews have guilt, fine. But mothers can trump them all.

— Diane Lane

“Even catholics have hail marys. Jews only have guilt.”

— Matthue Roth

No Jews have our own guilt, that's why we have psychiatrists - the Jewish version of a priest.

— Nan Goldin

Catholic and Jew - it's very closely related, a lot of holidays, a lot of guilt, a lot of the same things going on.

— Larry Wilmore

I sometimes joke that I'm half Jewish, because I was raised Catholic... and we share 'the guilt.'

— John Densmore

“Problem is, Jews don’t believe in hell, so there isn’t the same readily accessible chamber of fear the Catholics have up their sleeve to…

— Steve Toltz

Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke.

— Linda Cardellini

People always think I'm Jewish. Actually, I'm a lapsed Catholic.

— Jeffrey C. Hall

I can't speak to the differences within the Catholic Church.

— Jacob Lew

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.

— Kate O'Brien

“pastors throughout the countryside around Rome had reminded their parishioners that Jesus was a Jew in order to coax them into opening their doors.…

— Amy Harmon

“ . . . there was little to choose between Jews and Catholics. The Jews had holidays that turned up out of the blue…

— Alan Bennett