Abe Quote by Jackie Mason

I am not Jewish, but I think that America invented nothing so fine as deli food.

— Mike Newell

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

— Milton Berle

I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would…

— Mitch Hedberg

In reality I feel as horrified as a ghetto Jew watching the rise of National Socialism.

— Cintra Wilson

Truth be told, for a 21st Century American Jew there is something hollow in the Seder's liberation story and the commandment to feel as…

— Ezekiel Emanuel

I do not want any Jewish New Yorker to think that their safety, their belonging, their identity as a New Yorker, is dependent upon…

— Zohran Mamdani

“A Jew ain't only a religion, and it ain't a race. It isn't an ethnicity, and you aren't disqualified if you're good at spreading…

— Alex Kudera

Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The…

— Jackie Mason

The Holocaust illustrates the consequences of prejudice, racism and stereotyping on a society. It forces us to examine the responsibilities of citizenship and confront…

— Tim Holden

“Being Jewish did not compromise the humanitarian and universalist ideals of my close relatives who, having experienced persecution close hand, were more concerned with…

— Daniel Waterman

“I didn't want any surprises; I churlishly thought if I revealed my Judaism at McDonald's, I would somehow be protected by the friendly American…

— Jared Cohen

“And here he is, letting the massive steel street door click shut behind him, standing at the top of the three iron steps that…

— Michael Cunningham