Funny facebook status Quote by IG:caonte_2_funny Download Open image “LIKE if u ever heard a person say I dont live here BUT but their 90% of the timeà” — IG:caonte_2_funny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Time
The people who live everywhere are the same as those who live nowhere. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are certain neighborhoods in America like that - like in Pittsburgh, where I'm from - where people wouldn't think it's even livable for… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter much where you live. It only matters how well you live when you're there — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't see a lot of the human element when it comes to moving across the country, finding somewhere to live, you don't have… — Darren Waller Copy Share Image
I'm from such a little place, most people live and work there their whole lives. — Travis Fimmel Copy Share Image
You know, the biggest indicator of where you live is your income. If you live in this suburb you make this much money, and… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
But some people act like they think I live in the jungle someplace. — Roberto Clemente Copy Share Image
If you inquire what people are like here, I must answer, "The same as everywhere." — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Americans don't really think that other places are as real as America. — Jane Jacobs Copy Share Image
Hate when I'm around old people in they say pull up them pants...I can see your ass...im like damn bitch u dont hear me… — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
Bitches be trying act like they single & happy...u single cause ya last name is LEE...UGG-LEE & LONG-LEE — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
If she want dem heels...she better...STD aka Suck This Dick...lol...I call dat head ova heels — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
She ask me would I ever hit her...yea ill hit cha wit dis LOOOOOOOOOOOONGàDIIIIIIIIIIIICKàªlol¬8==========D — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
I think if steroids are illegal for athletes why aint photoshop illegal for sum dez ratchet bitches on Facebook...IG & Twitter — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
Hate when hoes b like TeamNoKids...iight bitch dats cause u spend ova $1,000 @ da abortion clinic — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
Ladies...if that men dont respect his own mom,sister,cousins or babymomma dont expect him 2 treat you with respect or any different — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
I dont understand these niggas...they'll lie to they own kids...brothers...mom...sister...wife...cuzN...friends & etc but will tell da police da truthà — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image