Ready Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ready Wit
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
To believe in love, to be ready to give up anything for it, to be willing to risk your life for it, is the… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
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A buyer can buy anything from wherever he gets it cheap. Where will the Indian trader or farmer go in this case? Are we… — Nirmala Sitharaman Copy Share Image
When you look around the room during meetings and practice, you see that everyone has the same goal. It's obvious by the way that… — Eric Kendricks Copy Share Image
It’s about getting to a point in your life where you’re ready to let go and move on and become the better version of… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
I'm not ready to give you a clear answer on whether electoral politics holds any particular hope for progressives. It would mean that nothing… — Tom Hayden Copy Share Image
My favourite designers always create a strong silhouette, like McQueen and Tom Ford and Alaia. I like structured things that you can throw on,… — Liberty Ross Copy Share Image
I already know Cover 3, Cover 2, everything else. But it's a lot of times, defenses try to take you away and they do… — Julio Jones Copy Share Image
The time has come to turn to God and reassert our trust in Him for the healing of America - our country is in… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
