Horse Quote by Henny Youngman

My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

— Henny Youngman

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey.

— Arrigo Sacchi

Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is…

— Solomon Northup

I wanted to be a disc jockey.

— Stephen Hough

“At two meetings the stimulated horses that I was backing outraced the unstimulated or insufficiently stimulated beasts except for one race in which our…

— Hemingway Ernest

“But for all its miseries, there was an unmistakable allure to the jockey's craft... Man is preoccupied with freedom yet laden with handicaps. The…

— Laura Hillenbrand

Sometimes you buy the horse, sometimes you invest in the jockey. It really comes down to the actual business and the upside.

— Mark Cuban

Most trainers here, they ride whoever's hot. If they get cold, boom, they get rid of him. But for some reason, I stick with…

— Bob Baffert

I used to play - when I first started trying to be professional, I disk jockey from 1949 to 1955 in Memphis, Tennessee, and…

— B. B. King

Politics is like a race horse. A good jockey must know how to fall with the least possible damage.

— Edouard Herriot

I am too fat and tall to be a jockey. This is not self-deprecation - I realise that I am neither too fat nor…

— Aisling Bea

I had written a tune called 'Shake, Rattle and Roll,' but the white stations refused to play it - they thought it was low-class…

— Jesse Stone

“The racehorse, by virtue of his awesome physical gifts, freed the jockey from himself. When a horse and a jockey flew over the track…

— Laura Hillenbrand

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.

— Bill Cosby

A helmet is the most important part of any jockey's kit because of the number of falls you take, so I wouldn't want to…

— Tony McCoy