Humour Quote by Graham Moore

“The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high board-fence, and…

— Mark Twain

“The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high board-fence, and…

— Mark Twain

“Arthur paused, warily. “You going to ask”

— Douglas Adams

“There was silence, which was not broken until Arthur had stood for some time at the window with his back towards them, and until…

— Charles Dickens

“She could turn away and say that they had nothing to do with her, or she could accept that they had somehow touched her…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“He slipped into the room after her, unaware that he was being followed.”

— Cassandra Clare

“She reached the powder room and shut the door behind her, jumping in fright at the sight that met her gaze in the mirror,…

— Jen Turano

“My skirts aren’t a theater curtain for you to peep through,” she hissed. “Impatient for the show to begin,” he answered, unrepentant.”

— Zoe Archer

“Thomas stood in the doorway like a chunk of useless iron, unable to take his gaze off the two women until they entered the…

— Amber Lynn Perry

“Yer skirt invites a man’s attention. I’ve seen handkerchiefs that were bigger.” She swung her handbag over her shoulder. “At least I wear underwear…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Quietly, Scarlet strode to the front door and opened it without a sound. She was basically a ninja. Stealthy. Silent. Blending into the night—…

— Chelsea Fine

“She approached Brian slowly at first, and once she gained confidence she still approached him fairly slowly thanks to her unfortunate sluggishness.”

— Glen James Lewis