Doctors Quote by George Burns

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

— Bobby Darin

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

— George Burns

“Listen Sut. We’re painted into a corner anyways. I mean what if we was to just call up and say he died? I mean…

— Cormac McCarthy

“You might not remember the days when doctors endorsed smoking cigarettes,”

— David Perlmutter

“Everything dead and still inside of me came alive, and he did what he always did: ignited me. And, fuck yes, I wanted to…

— R.J. Lewis

He was dead. He just didn't know it yet.

— Christine Feehan

“given all the other changes he’s gone through, why the hell shouldn’t he become a cigarette smoker while he’s at it? Maybe next week…

— Neal Stephenson

“My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I burn, you burn with me”

— Suzanne Collins

“A funny thing happened post-diagnosis. They put him on drugs, things went up and down, but he lived. He lived. It was like a…

— Garth Risk Hallberg

“The fire was nothing now but a funeral of smoke, dead and dying, simultaneously.”

— Markus Zusak

“I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he chooses to let the stub of his cigarette burn out...”

— Sanhita Baruah