Breakfast Quote by George Burns

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is…

— Benjamin Franklin

In the morning, I get the paper. I look in the obituary column. If I don't see myself in there, I get up.

— Melvin Van Peebles

Everyday I live, I am writing my obituary.

— Myles Munroe

Every morning, I would actually look at the obituaries before I had breakfast. And as a joke I said if I was not in…

— Carl Reiner

I don't think most people know what's going to be in their obituary, but I do.

— Robert Mankoff

Until today, you may not have realized that your life provides the content of your obituary. Just for today, examine your life. Think about…

— Iyanla Vanzant

I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.

— Anonymous

I'm a huge Obituary fan.

— Max Cavalera

If you start the day reading the obituaries, you live your day a little differently.

— David Levithan

I always wondered what hearing one's own obituary might sound like, and I sort of feel like I may have just heard part of…

— Spencer Abraham

“I wrote something for my local newspaper, but nobody read it because it got buried in the obituary section.”

— Jarod Kintz

Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background.

— Limmy