Fitness Quote by Gary Shoop

When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!

— Rick Wakeman

Now time to fall asleep in my coffin.

— Dahvie Vanity

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

— Joe Orton

I'd rather look good in my coffin than bad in my coffin.

— Ozzy Osbourne

When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...

— Anonymous

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

— Robert Breault

Days and moments quickly flying, Blend the living with the dead; Soon will you and I be lying Each within our narrow bed.

— Edward Caswall

. . . my bones they'll burn or bury. It'll be my death.

— Jenny Downham

When I die I'm sure I will have a Big Funeral

— Mari Evans

I think every time I go into a coffin match the coffin's gonna be different.

— Darby Allin

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I heard a knock upon my door the other day I opened it to find death staring in my face The feel of mortal…

— Falling In Reverse