Funny facebook status Quote by Faris

Mom:Honey, What does Idk,Gtg,Ttyl,and Ly Mean? Girl:I Don't know,Got to go,Talk to you later,Love you Mom:Ok I'll ask your sister

— Melissa

Mother: Honey,What does Idk,Gtg,Ttyl,and Ly mean Girl

— Melissa

“What's 'TTYL'?" Trey asked coming up to me. "Talk to you later," I said. "Well excuse me; what the fuck did I do to…

— Andrea Smith

My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see…

— Anonymous

“WTF?” Annie asks. She sometimes speaks in Text, a habit I just can’t get behind. In my head, I respond in kind: OMG FML…

— Julie Buxbaum

“Haruna: I'm so envious. Assa knows so much more about you from when I hadn't met you. I want to be born into your…

— Kazune Kawahara

“Mom!” she said, her tone the brightest and cheeriest she could muster. “How are you?” There was a beat of silence before her mother…

— A.J. Pine

“And Mum was all 'don't you two look grownup' which obvs means 'omg slutbags' in the language of Parent.”

— Susie Day

“When people ask me if I have any siblings I say, 'One, an older brother,' but that’s not the truth. I have a sister,…

— Amra Pajalic

Sister and Friend two words that mean the same.

— Anonymous

“15. WHENEVER I WENT OUT TO PLAY, MY MOTHER WANTED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I WAS GOING TO BE When I'd come in, she'd…

— Nicole Krauss

My wife will tell you it's the little things, like driving my boys to school on my days off so she can rest. We're…

— Daniel Dae Kim