“I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is y'know, 'cause 'cause I'm gone a lot from home and this time I'm out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that's hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks 'cause then I have to ask my friends, "Would you mind going to the house and watering the plants, and turn some lights on and make it look like somebody's home, and make sure that the mobile over the crib isn't tangled or the baby's gonna get bored.”
![“I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is y'know, 'cause 'cause I'm gone a lot from home and this time I'm out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that's hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks 'cause then I have to…” quote by Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e5b/ellen-degeneres-604_asks_i-think-the-hard-thing-about-this-job-st_2403007.jpg)
![“I was in total shock. I work so close [to home] that I figured I'd return to work and the baby nurse would bring the baby to me, and I'd run home periodically, and I'd make it work. But every two hours? That's a whole other level. I'll have to make a nursery at the office.” quote by Ivanka Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/960/ivanka-trump-7658_baby_i-was-in-total-shock-i-work-so-close-to_483905.jpg)
