Divorced Quote by Elayne Boosler

“If you tell someone you're divorced they don't even blink, but tell them you've never been married and they wonder what's wrong with you.”

— Stephanie Bond

I've been married three times and divorced three times.

— Rick Wakeman

I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I've never been married, I'm single

— Paula Danziger

I am never going to get divorced, and that's that.

— Princess Diana

I've been married most of my life.

— Tiffany Darwish

I never thought I would be divorced.

— Andrew Cuomo

People are surprised that I'm married.

— Jim Breuer

A lot of people, they've been saying to me, oh don't get married. It ruins everything. And I'm like, damn.

— Alicia Keys

I didn't get married to get divorced.

— Russell Crowe

I've never been married, and I've never been divorced. But I have had some very serious relationships. I was engaged twice. The way that…

— Thomas Haden Church

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

— Burt Lancaster

I've come to the conclusion that I'm not supposed to be married.

— Gregg Allman