Comedy Quote by Edgar Allan Poe

The goodness of your true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.

— Edgar Allan Poe

The goodness of the true pun is in direct ratio to its intolerability

— Edgar Allan Poe

Our rewards in life will always be in direct ratio to our service.

— Earl Nightingale

The amount of money we receive will always be in direct ratio to the demand for what we do; our ability to do it;…

— Earl Nightingale

“He hit and fatally injured my innocent and unfortunate uncle whose muttered last words in hospital, before his coma became a full stop, were:…

— Iain Banks

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

— Marilyn Manson

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

— Dorothy Parker

The Saint whose water can light lamps, the clairvoyant whose lapse in recall is the breath of God, the true paranoid for whom all…

— Thomas Pynchon

You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.

— Christine O'Donnell

In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.

— Verne Troyer

A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor.

— Harriet Hosmer

I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun.

— Neal Stephenson